Things you don’t know until you give birth to the modern child:

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2 Responses to Things you don’t know until you give birth to the modern child:

  1. The top things you learn after you’ve given birth are: that you may not have time to figure out how to post on your own site properly, that wii video game prices go up and down, just like the stock market, that watching a kid try to put dead batteries into a remote repeatedly must resemble squeezing drugs into a pipe- sad, that your son’s fingers didn’t tingle because they went to sleep- that’s battery leakage, that you’ve come up, as a single mom- if you buy headlight lens restorer for optical clarity- you won’t even see me splurging on windshield wiper fluid because I know rain will do the trick. Why buy scratch doctor, if my car can make it from point a to b, then I’m good.

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